On our way home from his soccer game Friday, the Big One had a bone to pick with me.
"So, I was in the locker room, getting ready for my game, and when I pulled my soccer shorts out of my bag a pair of your underwear came flying out!"
Just what a 14 year old needs. A pair of his mom's underwear. Thankfully he was alone in the locker room at the time. And thankfully they were the most boring pair of underwear I own. But he was still mortified by what could have been. Imagine if he had been with the entire soccer team and my shamrock thong came flying out of his bag!
I'm going grocery shopping today. I think I'll pick up a box of Bounce.
"So, I was in the locker room, getting ready for my game, and when I pulled my soccer shorts out of my bag a pair of your underwear came flying out!"
Just what a 14 year old needs. A pair of his mom's underwear. Thankfully he was alone in the locker room at the time. And thankfully they were the most boring pair of underwear I own. But he was still mortified by what could have been. Imagine if he had been with the entire soccer team and my shamrock thong came flying out of his bag!
I'm going grocery shopping today. I think I'll pick up a box of Bounce.
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